“Dr.” Phil’s test


Given “Dr.” Phil’s dubious record, this page is povided mainly for entertainment purposes ONLY.
So for a start, avoid spamming your friends with this page.
Should your score, and thus description, actually match your personality, I would say that is mostly a coincidence. You will be better off seeking professional help if you want a better analysis of your behaviour or if you think you have some kind of attitude problem.


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Below is “Dr.” Phil’s test.

(“Dr.” Phil scored 55; he did this test on Oprah and she got 38... )

Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out! Read on, this is very interesting!

Don’t be overly sensitive! The following is pretty accurate and it only takes a few minutes.

Take this test for yourself and send it on to your friends.

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Don’t peek, but begin the test as you scroll down and answer. Answers are for who you are now and not who you were in the past. Have pen or pencil and paper ready.

This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept. at many of the major corporations today. It helps them get better insight concerning their employees and in their prospective employees.

It’s only 10 simple questions, so [if you’re not doing this online] grab a pencil and paper, keeping track of your letter answers to each question.

Make sure to change the subject of the e-mail to read YOUR total.

When you are finished, forward this to friends, family, and also send it to the person who sent this to you. Make sure to put YOUR score in the subject box.

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#1 When do you feel your best?

In the morning
During the afternoon and early evening
Late at night

#2 You usually walk...

fairly fast, with long steps
fairly fast, with little steps
less fast, head up, looking the world in the face
less fast, head down
very slowly

#3 When talking to people, you...

stand with your arms folded
have your hands clasped
have one or both your hands on your hips
touch or push the person to whom you are talking
play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

#4 When relaxing, you sit with...

your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
your legs crossed
your legs stretched out or straight
one leg curled under you

#5 When something really amuses you, you react with...

a big appreciated laugh
a laugh, but not a loud one
a quiet chuckle
a sheepish smile

#6 When you go to a party or social gathering, you...

make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

#7 You’re working very hard, concentrating hard, and you’re interrupted; you...

welcome the break
feel extremely irritated
vary between these two extremes

#8 Which of the following colors do you like most?

red or orange
yellow or light blue
dark blue or purple
brown or gray

#9 When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, you are...

stretched out on your back
stretched out face down on your stomach
on your side, slightly curled
with your head on one arm
with your head under the covers

#10 You often dream that you are...

fighting or struggling
searching for something or somebody
flying or floating
you usually have dreamless sleep
your dreams are always pleasant

Score : 0

Now add up the total number of points.

Over 60 points :

Others see you as someone they should ‘handle with care’. You’re seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don’t always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.

51 to 60 points :

Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality, a natural leader, who’s quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once, so meone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

41 to 50 points :

Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting, someone who’s constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding, someone who will always cheer them up and help them out.

31 to 40 points :

Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who is extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you, realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over if that trust is ever broken.

21 to 30 points :

Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature.

Under 21 points :

People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive. They see you as someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions and who doesn’t want to get involved with anyone or anything! They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don’t exist. Some people think you’re boring. Only those who know you well, know that you aren’t.

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